England v. America, Part I

One of our close friends was from England, originally, though she could fake an American accent better than anyone I've ever met.  She took great pleasure in telling us regularly how superior English food was to American food, particularly the chocolate.  I have been to the UK recently, and I can say that I truly can't tell the difference between the Cadbury there and the Cadbury here, though my newer friends from Over There insist, like N did, that theirs is, in fact, better.