Fur Toilet Seats

So I used to tease BFF a lot about being a snob.  Once, when we were in (Houston's most expensive) mall, she needed to pee.  We were right next to the mall bathroom.  She refused to use the mall bathroom and insisted that we head to the opposite end of the mall to use the bathroom at Neiman Marcus.  I can relate now, as I've become pretty picky about bathrooms myself these days. 

Edited to add the best part:  I told her, "I am NOT walking all the way to Neiman Marcus so you can sit on a fur toilet seat!"